Everyone knows that the Gays love nothing better than sticking things up their toned, San Tropezed botbots, they rarely do anything else, according to a recent survey in The Daily Mail. My Export/Import business got an order in the other day for a selection of rare and endangered animals. I delivered by hand (it is my preferred method) to a trio of buffed-up boys in deepest darkest Kemptown. When they realised that their mail-girl was a notorious pervert, they asked me if I fancied staying on to watch. Well, it wasn't exactly dogging on the Dyke, of course, but I'm not one to turn down some XXX-voyeur action! They got the critters out of their Jiffy-bags, lubed them up and got shoving. My, oh, my. I tell you, you think you've seen hot shhex and then someone shoves a crocodile up their bum before buggering their loved one senseless with a clenched smile and a crazed look in their eyes. My goodness, I was so excited I couldn't sit down for a day or two. If you're looking to turn a gangbang into something people will pay top dollar for, get a croc up your arse as quickly as you can. There's no way on earth you'll regret it!