It's been a while since I had some properly shhexy dogging action, it's all been a bit lacklustre of late. I think it's the weather. Not everyone likes getting mud and nettles sliding up their jacksy. Friday was a scorcher though, I knew that all the guys from the dogging forums would be out in force. So I headed out to the South Downs on my pink BMX, with a rucksack full of lube, multi-packs of Wet Wipes and, of course, my trusty Black Mambo. As I finally came up on the Downs, it took just one ring of my little pink bell to bring all the boys to my yard... I got my fill last night, did you get yours? PS. If you're arse #3 from the Friday Bot-Bang Extravaganza, then please call me... you should find my number if you just look in the mirror.