Okay. So that thing goes to this other thing and they do stuff. And that other thing goes to another thing, where stuff happens, but only on every second Tuesday following a Sunday which falls on an odd-numbered day, except leap years, which screw everything up.

Is everything clear now?

I think, after reading that, he's dead.

No, it was due to severe exposure to DHMO. It's everywhere.

I do what I can to promote discombobulation among the masses.

Cut the orange wire.